Jedi Master Mace Windu

Warning: Contains bad language!

It has been confirmed that Samuel L Jackson is playing a Jedi Master in the
new Star Wars prequels.  The TOP 14 things we want to hear Samuel L.
Jackson's character 'Jedi Master Mace Windu' say in the Star Wars prequels.

14. You can stick your well-laid Death Star plans up your well-laid ass.

13. You must go to Dagobah, where you will be taught by Yoda, the sly,
    sweet mother fucker who taught me this shit.

12. Thats no moon, asshole - thats a f****ing space station!

11. I don't care how good you say they are. I ain't fightin' alongside no
    fuck-ass teddy bears.

10. You don't need to see my goddamn identification, 'cause these ain't the
    motherfuckin' droids you're looking for.

 9. Womp rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'll never know, 'cause even if
    it did I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker.

 8. This is your father's lightsaber. When you absolutely, positively, have
    to kill every motherfuckin' stormtrooper in the room... accept no

 7. If Obi-wan ain't home then I don't know what the fuck we're gonna do. I
    ain't got no other connections on Tattooine.

 6. Feel the Force, motherfucker.

 5. "What!?" ain't no planet I've ever heard of! Do they speak Bocce on What?

 4. You sendin' the Fett? Shit, Hutt, that's all you had to say!

 3. Yeah Chewie Rocky Horror's got a hair problem. What the brother gonna
    do? He's a wookie.

 2. Does Jabba the Hutt look like a bitch?

 1. Hand me my lightsaber... it's the one that says, 'Bad Mother Fucker.'

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