Jesus is Watching You

A burgler broke into an empty house in the middle of the night. He had taken just a few steps when he heard a voice boom out in the darkness "JESUS IS WATCHING YOU."

He stopped dead in his tracks, waited a few minutes, when he heard nothing else he began tip toeing forward only to hear "JESUS IS WATCHING YOU!!" again. He froze and began looking frantically around to see who had said that.

Finally, over in a dark corner he spotted a bird cage and in the birdcage was a parrot. He said to the parrot, "Did you say 'Jesus is watching you' just now?"

The parrot said "Yes, I did."

The burgler said "What is your name?"

The parrot answered "Clarence"

The burgler said "That's a stupid name for a parrot. What idiot named you Clarence?"

The parrot said "The same idiot who named the rotweiller Jesus."

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