Y2K Solutions?

To:    All MIT Computer Users

From:  MIT Information Services

Re:    Y2K Solution

Our staff has completed the 18 months of work on time and on budget. We
have gone through every line of code in everk program in everk skstem.
We have analkzed all databases, all data files, including backups and
historic archives, and modified all data to reflect the change.

We are proud to report that we have completed the "Y-to-K" date change
mission, and have now implemented all changes to all programs and all
data to reflect your new standards:

Januark, Februark, March, April, Mak, June, Julk, August, September,
October, November, December

As well as:
Sundak, Mondak, Tuesdak, Wednesdak, Thursdak, Fridak, Saturdak

We trust that this is satisfactork, because to be honest, none of this Y
to K problem has made any sense to us. But we understand it is a global
problem, and our team is glad to help in any way possible.  And what
does the year 2000 have to do with it?  Speaking of which, what do you
think we ought to do next kear when the two digit kear rolls over from
99 to 00? We'll await kour direction.

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